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My Home About Me Simon Super Trader The Oanda Helpdesk Posted on 07/24/2007 10:11:04 | Link | Post Comment "Toddle along, sonny!" The Oanda Help Desk has a unique system for dealing with all your trading woes - it works like this:-------------------------------------- Customer: "During Non-Farm Payroll your platform started showing the the wrong price, then froze and finally crashed!" Oanda Help-Desk: "During Non-Farm Payroll our platform showed the correct price and did not crash." Customer: ".........................ok thanks." -------------------------------------- Customer:"Its Monday in Asia and the market is open - how come your spread is still 10 pips?" Oanda Help-Desk: "It is the weekend, our spreads will return to normal once the market is open." Customer: ".........................ok thanks." -------------------------------------- Customer:"Your price just spiked 60 pips higher than the rest of the financial world why is that? Here are some charts from other brokers to prove it!" Oanda Help-Desk: "The price we displayed is normal. There were no errors." Customer: ".........................ok thanks." -------------------------------------- Customer:"Your platform has many bugs and also keeps logging me out." Oanda Help-Desk: "Our platform has no bugs, and it does not keep logging you out." Customer: ".........................ok thanks." << My Home | The FX Markets Blog Home

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